MARTIN JOHNSON

If the Headingley Test match taught us anything, it’s that it’s high time television coverage of cricket matches was subject to the same Health and Safety regulations as news bulletins. When people are given grim warnings that what they are about to see may expose them to deadly doses of flash photography.
“And now we join David Gower and the rest of the Sky commentary team for the second day’s play between England and the West Indies, but before we go over to Headingley please be advised that certain passages of play are liable to contain words tha...