MARTIN JOHNSON
There were so many flood warnings over Easter I thought for a moment the Australian cricket team must have popped over for a Press conference. As the most health and safety obsessed nation on the planet, all future gatherings will require the assembled media to be issued with galoshes, raincoats and umbrellas before they’re even allowed to enter the room.
Rarely has there have been so much hysteria generated over something so trivial. The equivalent of the judge calling for the black cap over a double yellow line parking offence. However, as always in these matter...