Richard Clarke AKA The Grumbler

Worth a Seconds look: Radlett looking glorious in the sunshine

You could clearly hear the sniggers of his team-mates as the boundary rider doubled up in pain.
The fielder had prevented the four but, unfortunately, his left testicle had borne the brunt of the impact.
“Is the other one, OK?” chirruped his smiling replacement, trotting up as his predecessor in the position lay prostrate beyond the boundary assessing his life choices and dwindling hopes of parenthood.
Later, outside the pavilion and having semi-recovered, the fielder w...