MARTIN JOHNSON

Tuning into the cricket earlier this week, I was so startled by watching some chap in a custard yellow outfit declining to offer a stroke to a ball outside the off-stump that I called the TV repair man. And was suitably embarrassed when he informed me that there was nothing wrong with the set, other than the fact that the IPL had now finished, and been replaced by something called the Champions Trophy.
Well, I gave it a fair chance, but have now decided to switch my daytime viewing habits to Homes Under the Hammer. Whoever dreamt up a one-day cricket competition in whic...