Adam Collins and Geoff Lemon on a Champions Trophy that has been confounding the experts

The Aussie journos try to keep straight faces over the events in Cardiff and manage to gear up for the end of the tournament with a look at the failures of both Ashes protagonists
Geoff Lemon: I’m not laughing.
Adam Collins: What do you mean?
GL: I’m absolutely not. That isn’t what’s happening.
AC: Why is your face doing that thing?
GL: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Nothing is funny.
AC: I mean, I thought we were a rabble. You get bundled out the wa...