MARTIN JOHNSON

When the Florida police released that video of Tiger Woods failing a ‘sobriety’ test, it was hard to imagine that you’d ever again see a high-profile sportsman in such an advanced state of discombobulation.
In the event, however, it turned out to be less than a fortnight, when Sky TV released live footage of Jason Roy’s lbw in England’s Champions Trophy game against Australia at Edgbaston.
When the ball from Mitchell Starc thudded into Roy’s pads, a combination of being hopelessly unbalanced, not knowing where the ball had gone, and a...