SEA FRET, GOWER’S DIVE AND CLOSEY’S PRIVATES!

There is a little known medical condition known as Enochlophobia, which sounds as though it could be some kind of aversion towards controversial British politicians, but is in fact an acute fear of crowds, or crowded places. A bit of a bummer if you like watching sport, and would certainly have ruled out nipping over to Russia to support England in the World Falling Over Championships.
However, there are plenty of less stressful alternatives, and no-one needs to become a prisoner in their own home when, for example, Middlesex a...