… AND, NO, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT BUTTONS A AND B!

Iwas driving along the other day when my trousers suddenly began talking to me. “Data saver is on,” came a Dalek-like female voice from the depths of a pocket.
Followed by: “You have no new messages.” And finally: “Weather is currently 63 and partly cloudy.” These smart phones are so smart they can even start a conversation.
When I first drove a car, and needed to make a phone call, you first had to find a red kiosk, and then get back into your car and find another one that hadn’t ...