MARTIN JOHNSON

When Broad edged Agar to first slip your first thought when the official remained motionless was that Dar must have fallen asleep
Somewhere around the early 80s appears to be the average for UK life expectancy, but it doesn’t take into account all those wasted hours when you’re wide awake and doing nothing. If we exclude the time spent in traffic jams, pressing all those buttons on the phone for the automated voice to put us through to the right department, and waiting for DRS decisions at cricket matches, the true figure for life expectancy wouldn’t g...