Richard Clarke
AKA The Grumblerr

Tears of joy: Gloucestershire president Syd Lawrence gets his hands on the Blast trophy
PICTURES: Alamy

Tap. Tap. Can you hear me at the back? Thumbs up? Super. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Grumbler’s Annual County Cricket Awards. Hopefully, you have all been right royally fed and watered by our chef and his marvellous staff. So it is time to sit back, unbuckle your belts a notch or two and celebrate the great and good of our wonderful game. Remember these awards are utterly undemocratic. They are my take, my views, m...