ENOUGH! NO MORE NUNS OR NURSES, PLEASE…

Say a little prayer: Cricket crowds have become increasingly colourful in recent years
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Ikeep having this dream, where I arrive at a Test match on a lovely sunny day, dressed for the weather in a fetching M&S shirt and trouser combo, and the bloke on the gate says: “Sorry, sir, this is the traffic cone entrance.” So I wander round the ground, staring at signs reading: “Giraffes Only” and “Archbishops This Way”, and only manage to get in around teatime when someone smuggles me pa...